Shit Santorum Says.

In the interests of DDSS's devoted viewers, I humbly present to you the first edition of "Shit Santorum Says," a collection of quotes and video of the inane verbal diarrhea that flows unchecked from the smarmy mouth of conservative America's current front-running GOP nominee.

Those with weak stomachs and fragile constitutions should have their barf bags at the ready.

[T]he idea that the federal government should be running schools, frankly much less that the state government should be running schools [italics mine], is anachronistic. It goes back to the time of industrialization of America when people came off the farms where they did home-school or have the little neighborhood school, and into these big factories, so we built equal factories called public schools. And while those factories as we all know in Ohio and Pennsylvania have fundamentally changed, the factory school has not.

"[Santorum] told an Ohio audience on Saturday that Obama’s agenda is based on "some phony theology. Not a theology based on the Bible. A different theology."