• Young Tagg Romney Leaps To The Defense Of Sir Willard Romney.

    Young Tagg Romney, son and heir apparent to The Most Noble Willard Milton Romney of the Massachusetts Commonwealth, aspirant to the position of Chief Administrator of the American Republic, expressed shock and dismay at his father's treatment at the hands of the the treacherous Marxist Usurper in chief, Baraq Hussein Superallah Obama al-Kenya, during an interview with peasant radio host Bill LuMaye of WPTF-AM, a station located somewhere in the uncivilized wilds of North Carolina.

    While attempting to communicate to ignorant peasants the rigors of royal life, Young Tagg elucidated his disdain for the Kenyan by expressing a desire to punch the man square in his smug, socialist face. He further remarked that despite his overwhelming desire to physically put the uppity suspected immigrant in his place, he could not do so for fear of the Secret Service forgetting who he is and issuing a severe beating on the Marxist Usurper in chief's behalf.

    After word reached Baraq Hussein Superallah Obama al-Kenya, he responded by saying he'll "have Romnesia get at him" at some point, referring to the long-lost 33-year-old daughter of Mitt Romney and an as-of-yet unidentified woman of Negro heritage, presumably conceived during an illicit affair carried out sometime between 1979 and 1982. How the socialist Kenyan came to know Romnesia remains a mystery, although many suspect it involves strip clubs and copious amounts of Church's Chicken.