“If the Democrats said we had a war on caterpillars and every mainstream media outlet talked about the fact that Republicans have a war on caterpillars, then we’d have problems with caterpillars,” Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus said in an interview on Bloomberg Television’s “Political Capital with Al Hunt” airing this weekend. “It’s a fiction.”
The above is current RNC Chairman
If the War on Women is fiction, then so are the concerns of women everywhere when it comes to their reproductive health. That suits the GOP just fine, as women apparently don't exist unless conjured up for sex, dinner, laundry or beatings. That said, it's little wonder women's support of the GOP will be as nonexistent as Ranch Dressing's "War on Caterpillars".
At least a caterpillar transforms into something beautiful over time. Baring a miracle, Reince will remain as ugly as ever, inside and out.