• Looks Like Chris Christie Won't Be The New 'Flavor Of The Month.'

    Political (and literal) heavyweight Chris Christie won't be gracing us with his overwhelming presence in the 2012 presidential nomination campaign. And it's too bad, because so many conservatives thought they finally found an alternative to Rick Perry who, by the way, isn't looking all that hot. The designated Very Serious Person™ Mitt Romney and former pizza joint bigwig Herman Cain are both beating Perry like a rented mule in the primary polls. As it turns out, having a Miss Teen U.S.A 2007 moment during your debate performance isn't the best way to go.

    Or perhaps Gov. Goodhair was only channeling his best "Dubya" impression: