Shown above is the Marxist traitor-in-chief's birth as a fully mature 30-pound baby within the confines of Coast General Hospital in Mombasa, Kenya.
The treacherous Marxist Usurper, Baraq Hussein Superallah Obama al-Kenya, current Chief Administrator of the American Republic, has always maintained his place of birth as the former Kingdom of Hawaii, despite proof to the contrary of his actual birth in the deepest, darkest regions of central Africa. The Most Noble Willard Milton Romney of the Massachusetts Commonwealth, aspirant to the position of Chief Administrator of the American Republic, has finally uncovered evidence of Obama's true birthplace, as seen in the above footage.
Sir Willard gained the footage from a peasant who claimed his occupation to be a traveling used marital aides salesman. The salesman was accosted on his journey through the strange and mysterious continent by a random passerby who was later rewarded handsomely with several 14-inch rubber penetrative devices. Taken from Super 8 footage that was somehow processed through a potato and later transferred onto VHS tape, the footage finally confirms what patriotic Tea Partiers and viewers of Fox News knew all along.
Earlier attempts to prove Obama's true birth circumstances proved futile after genuine copies of his birth certificate were deemed false and attributed to prankster peasants who claimed to have faked those copies. Some time ago, the treacherous Marxist Usurper himself revealed a very-much falsified long-form birth certificate, which states his birthplace as "Honolulu, Hawaii." Sir Willard spoke out in protest during the reveal, stating that "we all know that Honolulu doesn't exist. It's just a made-up fairy tale place from a fairy tale president."
The Marxist Usurper's true birth certificate, later claimed to be false by liberal interests funded exclusively by George Soros.
When questioned about this predicament at a White House press meeting, the Marxist Usurper denied the allegations, stating that not only was the video a fake, but if it had been real, it would have featured him being born wearing a velvet cape. The president then struck a pose similar to famed peasant wrestler "Hulk Hogan", causing the press staff to swoon and involuntarily orgasm uncontrollably. Afterwards, a Secret Service agent later remarked, "See? This is exactly why we had the carpet and seats Scotchgarded."