Different Day, Same Shit.

You know, I was starting to wonder where my man Herman Cain ran off to after his campaign's most unfortunate denouement. Turns out he's settling in quite comfortably at Tuffs University, plus he's got his own radio show. Glad he's landed okay, unlike millions of people who are still out of work in a still-uncertain economy.

If you want to know what Rick Perry and those other schlubs are up to, Lawrence O'Donnell is your guy.

Chances are that by tomorrow, Herman Cain may announce his departure from the 2012 GOP presidential nominee race. See, Herm? It didn't do you any good having all of those white women suddenly come out of the woodwork to remind the viewing public how you tried to slip your double toppings all up in their calzones. You should have stuck to black women. The media rarely gives a shit about them.

The Piece de Resistance came in the form of Ginger White, a 46-year-old mother of three and sometime fitness instructor who spilled the beans about her 13-year relationship with the Herm:

Ginger White says she met Herman Cain in the late 90s in Louisville, Kentucky, when as president of the National Restaurant Association, he made a presentation. She was impressed. She says they shared drinks afterwards and he invited her back to his hotel room.

“’I'd like to see you again,’” White said Cain told her. “’You are beautiful to me, and I would love for us to continue this friendship.’”

She says in his hotel room, he pulled out a calendar and invited her to meet him in Palm Springs. She accepted, and she says the affair began.

“He made it very intriguing,” White told FOX 5. “It was fun. It was something that took me away from my humdrum life at the time. And it was exciting.”

She says during the next 13 years, he would fly her to cities where he was speaking and he lavished her with gifts. She says they often stayed at the Ritz Carlton in Buckhead and dined at The Four Seasons restaurant. She says he never harassed her, never treated her poorly, and was the same man you see on the campaign trail...

..when asked if it was fair to say the relationship is going on even now, White said, “I think it is safe to say that after this interview, that will be the end of it. Yes, we have a friendship now.”

Yes, friends:

When his new book, CEO of SELF, came out in 2001, she says Cain once again autographed it for her writing, "'Friends are forever! Everything else is a bonus.'"

Friends with Bonuses.

Perhaps I'm being too hard on the man. After all, I figured if he didn't get his black ass off the campaign trail soon enough and allow Mitt Romney, the GOP Establishment's pre-chosen pick, to get his shine, they'd cook something up or drag something up from his past to sink his nomination chances, not that he wasn't doing that all by his lonesome.

Which is why I don't expect for Newt Leroy Gingrich to get anywhere close to being the top pick for nominee. Oh, I expect him to fight and claw for it, but he won't get it. Given the man's litany of sordid past deeds that would normally make the man a "no-go" for the "family values" folks, you'd think it'd wouldn't be too hard to take ol' Leroy down the same way, but the man seems a rather feisty, crafty character who as a lot of fight in him. Trying to take him down with a scandal centered around his past infidelities and his failures as a husband will be akin to wrangling a bull.

But back to Herm. You gotta feel for Gloria, who's probably doing everything in her power not to pour a scalding hot pot of grits on this knee-grow. Or perhaps she already knew about what was going on and decided to just ride out whatever was left of the marriage until she found a convenient way to part ways with Herm and possibly half of his money and assets.

Half. I suppose that was never covered in the 9-9-9 plan.

I noticed a billboard along the side of the road today, as I was slowly clawing my way through rush-hour traffic. And it wasn't like any other billboard. Just three panels featuring three people who seem like everyday stock photograph models normal Americans, aside from three words along the bottom of each panel: "I'm a Mormon."

Yep. A campaign to normalize the image of Mormon folks, so they won't continue to be seen by the evangelical and Methodist crowds as a bunch of freaky little devils-incarnate. If one wasn't careful, one would assume this could be in response to indirectly normalize the image of the GOP Establishment's preferred candidate, the magic underwear-doning Willard "Mittens" Romney. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints says this campaign's timing with the GOP presidential nomination campaigns and Romney's own bid for the nomination are merely coincidental. Sure.

The reticence of the protestant-based religions in the southeast and other regions to accept Romney, along with other unfortunate events, led to Newt Gingrich becoming the newest Flavor of the Moment™, getting a spectacular bump in the polls. If this (indirect) attempt to make Romney palatable to the GOP's flyover supporters doesn't pan out, the Establishment may be forced to either a)accept Gingrich and mold him for their own purposes, or b)find a way to conveniently spike his nomination push, most likely by using the same ticking time bombs that blew Herman Cain's campaign to smithereens. Wonderful, glorious smithereens. "Ginger White?" Seriously? If The Onion doesn't get it's shit together, it'll be out of business by the end of next year.

Crawling along in traffic, I wonder if anyone who actually had a mind to take a look at that billboard would put two and two together and ponder why the Mormon image suddenly needed a jump-start? Probably not. Most people would rather follow America's Next Top Model or listen to empty-headed pundits expel calorie-free opinions in attempt to feel self-important.

- Millions of people around the country are honoring the sacrifices made by those in past and present service to our nation's defense forces.

- Meanwhile, Victor Davis Hanson compares Herman Cain's "authenticity" against President Obama's decidedly not-so-black "Metrosexual cool":

Yet most Americans are far more concerned with authenticity than with color or diction, and Cain is nothing but authentic. His speech and manner are as genuine as Obama’s are forced and often phony. His everyman persona and appeal to the working classes scare the liberal elite, in much the same way that Sarah Palin’s did. If Cain were to say “corpse-man” or “punish our enemies,” he would be written off as an embarrassment — in liberal parlance, a “minstrel” and “buffoon.” But if he said “corpse-man” with an academic non-accent and a Harvard pedigree, well, that’s a momentary, understandable slip for a gaffe-prone Harry Reid or Joe Biden.

This is what happens when you mentally masturbate yourself into blindness. Bravo, VDS. *golf clap*

- Jefferson County, Alabama just filed the biggest municipal bankruptcy in recent history. Thanks to putting all-in on J.P. Morgan and other lenders' financial poker game in exchange for sewer project funding, the county ended up in over $3 billion of debt. After seeing a huge source of income evaporate and little to no help from the state government, the county commission decided to fold and declare Chapter 9 municipal bankruptcy. A more detailed blog post is forthcoming.

- Joe Paterno and Graham Spanier are officially gone from Penn State. Tim Curley and Gary Schultz may be gone along with them. And Mike McQueary's career options are rather limited right about now. The Board of Trustees are cleaning house.

It wasn't bad enough that Jerry Sandusky was allowed to prey on young boys for the 15 years he was with Penn State. No, there are nasty implications floating around on how the Second Mile charity he founded was really a one-stop shop for Sandusky and others' pedo needs. Oh, and the disappearance of a district attorney who decided not to prosecute Sandusky in 1998 may or may not be related.

I feel awful for Penn State students. The coaches you looked up to are now outed as baby bumpers and cover-up artists. And now the football program will most likely catch hell from any other opposing team for the rest of the season.

- Colin Powell calls the Occupy Wall Street movement "as American as apple pie." Careful, Colin. Those Teabaggers might not agree with you on that one.

"People are concerned now that there is not that source of an income, there isn't that work source that I remember," Powell continued. "What you're seeing with Occupy Wall Street and the others are people who are unhappy and they're directing their unhappiness now toward Wall Street and toward those they think are doing too well in our society."

That's putting it lightly, Colin. Corporate and financial powerhouses have gone out of their way to impoverish and defraud countless millions of Americans. They're pissed over more than just someone doing a bit too well.

This is the type of stuff you'd expect from a bad Maury Povich episode:

A former employee of the United States Agency for International Development says Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain asked her to help arrange a dinner date for him with a female audience member following a speech he delivered nine years ago.

Donna Donella, 40, of Arlington, said the USAID paid Cain to deliver a speech to businessmen and women in Egypt in 2002, during which an Egyptian businesswoman in her 30s asked Cain a question.

"And after the seminar was over," Donella told The Washington Examiner, "Cain came over to me and a colleague and said, 'Could you put me in touch with that lovely young lady who asked the question, so I can give her a more thorough answer over dinner?'"

Donella, who no longer works for USAID, said they were suspicious of Cain's motives and declined to set up the date. Cain responded, "Then you and I can have dinner." That's when two female colleagues intervened and suggested they all go to dinner together, Donella said.

Ok, ok, so all Cain did was try to get you to be his wingwoman. Not necessarily in good taste, but...

Cain exhibited no inappropriate sexual behavior during the dinner, though he did order two $400 bottles of wine and stuck the women with the bill, she said.

Tsk, tsk. No wonder they didn't want to down your pepperoni or sample your special sauce.

Donella said she felt it was important to describe her encounter with Cain after hearing more serious allegations of sexual harassment brought by other women.

"I couldn't swear that he had some untoward intentions, but we all thought his tone was suspect and we didn't feel comfortable putting him in touch with that woman," Donella recalled.

"I think [Cain] should not be a serious candidate for the presidential nomination because of what I've seen," said Donella, an independent who said she voted for President Obama in 2008 and probably will again next year. "He's not a person I would want running the country."

Don't worry, Donna. By the end of this week, no one's gonna be taking Herman Cain seriously for much of anything anymore.

See folks, this is what I've been waiting on.


Hear that? That's the sound of the Cain Train rolling off a bridge and plummeting hundreds of feet into a jagged ravine. This makes accuser #4. In Chinese folklore, "4" represents death. So does the color white. You get what I'm saying.

It also helps the accuser happens to be a blonde woman of white American heritage. If a black woman was going through the same crap in the following, the MSM wouldn't be the least interested and Cain could have smothered this story with a pillow, a la Clarence Thomas.

Bialek described an incident in July 1997 where she and Cain were in a car and he offered to show her the trade group's headquarters. She had reached out to Cain at the behest of her boyfriend and came to Washington as part of the job search. She was surprised to find she had been upgraded at her hotel to a "palatial suite."

Cain took credit for that upgrade, she said.

"Instead of going into the offices, he suddenly reached over and … put his hand on my leg, under my skirt toward my genitals," Bialek said about the incident in the car.

"He also pushed my head toward his crotch," she said.

Herm, I don't think those nice Republican ladies you jigged around back in Huntsville are gonna appreciate these revelations, if they decided not to forget you ever existed.

Cain's campaign has been roiled for more than a week by the allegations. He is tied with Mitt Romney for the GOP presidential nomination in a new USA TODAY/Gallup Poll. But 53% of Republicans say they wouldn't vote for a candidate if accusations of sexual harassment by a candidate were proven.

Not anymore. If the GOP doesn't decide to toss ol' Newt Gingrich a little spotlight before Super Tuesday, expect Mitt Romney (the guy the GOP establishment really wanted all along) to step up and make himself known.

You're done, Herm. I hope you can make a decent living from tell-all books and the Fox News circuit.

EDIT: I guess poor Rushbo's having a hard time handling these new revelations:


Seriously, that's all he could muster. Sucks for him that Cain still has a coveted "(R)" next to his name, don't it?

Looks like your 15 minutes are finally up and there's no way for you to keep feeding the meter. Not with this on your plate:

Oklahoma political consultant Chris Wilson says if the woman behind the reported sexual harassment complaint against GOP Presidential hopeful Herman Cain is allowed to speak publicly, it'll be the end of Cain's run for the White House.

But you saw it coming. Everyone did.

Interviewed today on KTOK's Mullins in the Morning, Wilson, of Wilson-Perkins-Allen Opinion Research headquartered in Washington, D.C. explained he was a witness to the incident. "I was the pollster at the National Restaurant Association when Herman Cain was head of it and I was around a couple of times when this happened and anyone who was involved with the NRA at the time, knew that this was gonna come up."

Wilson described the woman as a low level staffer who was maybe two years out of college. "This occurred at a restaurant in Crystal City (Virginia) and everybody was aware of it," he continued. "It was only a matter of time because so many people were aware of what took place, so many people were aware of her situation, the fact she left---everybody knew with the campaign that this would eventually come up."

Wilson said for legal reasons, he can not discuss details of the incident. "But if she comes out and talks about it, like I said, it'll probably be the end of his campaign." The consultant said Cain is digging himself a deeper hole by challenging the woman. He also believes it has put the Restaurant Association in a position where it will have to release the woman from her confidentialilty agreement. "If she talks about it, I think it'll be the end of his campaign."

Sounds like a threat, Herm. A very clear one at that.

The GOP establishment didn't have you in mind for Super Tuesday, and they weren't going to let your special brand or hell, anyone else's special brand of Teabag bullcoonery screw up their plans. You can hope for this to somehow blow over, but I doubt it will play out that way. You can either back off now or let this all blow up in your face.

I mentioned something about the GOP burning through each and every one of their hopefuls so Mitt Romney can emerge just before the GOP convention and play the "Only Sane Man" role to the hilt. Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, Dick Santorum and others flashed and fizzled out on the GOP stage, with Mittens puttering around in the background (nevermind Jon Huntsman. I doubt anyone even realizes he's campaigning at this point). I'm sure Newt Gingrich will get his shot at leading the polls and then fade out just like the rest of them. Romney's nomination was set in stone months ago.

The music's stopped and everyone's looking at you funny. Well, maybe just the crazy Christian cat lady and a trail of anal post-coital effluent:

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) last night joined Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) in questioning former Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain over recently-uncovered sexual harassment allegations from Cain’s time at the National Restaurant Association.

Texas Gov. Rick Perry and former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney have both completely ignored the harassment claims (and Cain’s odd responses).

Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas), who can (and does) say whatever he wants, commented only to speculate about “who is making the charges and what the motivations are.” Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich dismissed the allegations as “gossip.”

If one of Cain’s accusers goes public and reveals damning details, the story might become so big that the top-tier candidates feel compelled to weigh in.

Even the DJ's looking at you with disbelief, Herm. There's no way you can get people back to doing the "Cain Train" again.

Meanwhile, you got not one, not two, but three women willing to speak out on your alleged sexual harassment. Damn, Herm, exactly how many women did you ask about the pubic hairs on your Coke can...wait, wrong guy.

A third former employee considered filing a workplace complaint against Herman Cain over what she deemed aggressive and unwanted behavior when she and Cain, now a Republican presidential candidate, worked together during the late 1990s, the woman told The Associated Press on Wednesday. She said the behavior included a private invitation to his corporate apartment.

The woman said he made sexually suggestive remarks or gestures about the same time that two co-workers had settled separate harassment complaints against Cain, who was then the head of the National Restaurant Association.

At least Clarence Thomas' sexual harassment of Anita Hill didn't hamper him any. Then again, he wasn't in the direct path of a candidate pre-picked by GOP establishment figures. It helped his victim wasn't a white woman, either.

People are leaving the party. Soon enough, you'll be the only one left in the room, aside from the DJ, but he's just waiting to get his pay for the evening.

Last person to leave the room, please cut off the lights.

During Herman Cain’s tenure as the head of the National Restaurant Association in the 1990s, at least two female employees complained to colleagues and senior association officials about inappropriate behavior by Cain, ultimately leaving their jobs at the trade group, multiple sources confirm to POLITICO.

The women complained of sexually suggestive behavior by Cain that made them angry and uncomfortable, the sources said, and they signed agreements with the restaurant group that gave them financial payouts to leave the association. The agreements also included language that bars the women from talking about their departures.

In a series of comments over the past 10 days, Cain and his campaign repeatedly declined to respond directly about whether he ever faced allegations of sexual harassment at the restaurant association. They have also declined to address questions about specific reporting confirming that there were financial settlements in two cases in which women leveled complaints.

Geez Herm, just as you were going neck and neck in the polls with Mitt Romney, the GOP's preferred candidate of choice, someone somewhere threw a curveball that dinged you straight in the chest. Now we all have to see if you manage to get up or if your hopes for the GOP nomination will fall dead from Sudden Campaign Failure. I guess the previous Planned Parenthood flub wasn't enough to knock you off your campaign hustle.

Behold the Cain Train's reaction to the above allegations:

“Fearing the message of Herman Cain who is shaking up the political landscape in Washington, Inside the Beltway media have begun to launch unsubstantiated personal attacks on Cain,” J.D. Gordon said in an e-mail message Sunday night. “Dredging up thinly sourced allegations stemming from Mr. Cain’s tenure as the Chief Executive Officer at the National Restaurant Association in the 1990s, political trade press are now casting aspersions on his character and spreading rumors that never stood up to the facts.”

Translation?


Yep. Sums it up just about.

To be honest, I was hoping the Cain Train would have enough steam to chug on until Super Tuesday, for laughs. And I also wanted him to grab the GOP nomination, so I could see the following happen:

• The GOP establishment being forced to get behind a Teabagger's candidate, thus validating the Tea Party and its assorted shenanigans.
• Deep South crackers coming to grips with either backing a black GOP candidate or staying at home and allowing a black Democrat president to remain in office.
• The GOP failing miserably at its gamble to "fight fire with fire," being left to wonder how come they couldn't at least split the black vote with Cain as a candidate. "Gee, I thought those blacks always supported blacks no matter what." (And for further evidence to the contrary, see Artur Davis.)

Either way, even with Mittens being pushed onto the stage while Cain gets yanked offstage with a shepherd's crook, the GOP still stands a huge chance of losing in 2012. I think I need another refill of this here popcorn...

Behold, a 2006 radio ad from America's PAC, featuring Herman Cain of horrific 9/11 tribute fame:


If you're still thinking about voting for this man or for the party he represents, you might need some help, of the psychological variety.

I was beginning to wonder if I was a bit premature about Herman Cain losing "Flavor of the Moment" status. Reassurance comes from ABLC's Nicholas Wilbur:

Once the media sinks its talons into a candidate, which is what happens when public opinion polls show him or her as a potential frontrunner, every aspect of his private and public life is opened up to mass dissection, dissemination, speculation and criticism. Every piece of legislation he backed, every gaffe or false statement he makes, every twitch, stutter and scratch goes instantly viral.

Which explains why Mitt Romney hasn't had much of an appetite for the limelight, at least not so early on in the game.

Mitt's strategy apparently relies on having the other front-runners step up and blow their wad on an early shot for fame and household recognition. They hog the spotlight and suck all of the oxygen out of the room, but their 15 minute shots for fame inevitably end when the mass media digs in and unearths unsavory aspects of their professional and personal life, some of which inevitably turn people off towards the Flavor of the Moment. The public and media proceed to anoint another front-runner as Flavor of the Moment and the cycle repeats anew. Meanwhile, Mittens stays in the cut, safe in the knowledge that as the pre-approved GOP candidate for President, he doesn't have to lift a finger until it's close to Super Tuesday, when he has to put his name in the minds of all those delegates if the GOP hasn't already.

So far, Michelle Bachmann and Rick Perry both stepped up and subsequently burned themselves out. And now Herman Cain's doing the same. At some point, the media and GOP supporters will get sick of seeing him and quietly escort him off-stage for the next sap in line, at least until it's close enough to Super Tuesday that Mitt Romney can comfortably show himself without flubbing too badly or having anyone digging too deep in his past to derail his nomination chances.

Mittens has the whole Mormon issue to deal with, a liability that could have sunk his nomination chances had he decided to show up on stage early. A late entrance might just be the thing that helps him cinch the nomination without getting beat senseless over his religion, among other things.

The Urban Brookings Tax Policy Center crunched the numbers from Herman Cain's "9-9-9" tax plan. Once you get past the glossy exterior and tricked-out trim, things don't look so good under the hood:

A middle income household making between about $64,000 and $110,000 would get hit with an average tax increase of about $4,300, lowering its after-tax income by more than 6 percent and increasing its average federal tax rate (including income, payroll, estate and its share of the corporate income tax) from 18.8 percent to 23.7 percent. By contrast, a taxpayer in the top 0.1% (who makes more than $2.7 million) would enjoy an average tax cut of nearly$1.4 million, increasing his after-tax income by nearly 27 percent. His average effective tax rate would be cut almost in half to 17.9 percent. In Cain’s world, a typical household making more than $2.7 million would pay a smaller share of its income in federal taxes than one making less than $18,000. This would give Warren Buffet severe heartburn.

As Howard Gleckman explains, Cain's "9-9-9" plan is actually "a 25 percent flat-rate consumption tax—not all that different from the FAIR tax that he says is his ultimate goal." Hmm...a flat tax doesn't seem all that bad, does it? Well, let's put those figures on an easy-to-understand graph.


Don't like what you see? That's probably because your income comes nowhere near the $200k-$500k threshold where the pain of Cain's plan turns into a bountiful bonanza of tax cuts. After all, someone's gotta pay for this stuff.

Cain’s triple tax would replace payroll and estate taxes as well as the corporate and individual income taxes as we know them. All deductions, exemptions, and credits (except for charitable gifts) would be eliminated from the individual tax. Because businesses could deduct all their capital purchases, capital income would be tax free. But wages would be taxed—again and again and again. First, directly through the individual flat tax and then, because firms can’t deduct wages as an expense, twice more through the business tax and the sales tax.

Because employers would be taxed on wages they pay, economists figure the levy would result in lower salaries. Not only would the combination of lower incomes and higher taxes reduce the current standard of living for many middle-class households, those lower wages would also result in lower Social Security benefits down the road.

Damn. Those working-class folk just can't catch a break, can they?

My dear Herman, we all knew you weren't gonna last as the new GOP "Flavor of the Moment," at least not after the way you made yourself look a bit silly at the econ debate last night. You knew the GOP's pre-appointed nominee was gonna get his shine sooner or later. Even poor Ricky Goodhair knew -- why did you think he looked like he needed a strong drink or three?

And then you mentioned you had an economist work with you on your infamous "9-9-9" plan (I'm telling you, Herm, it's catchy, but pray the evangelicals don't flip those numbers around). Too bad the guy you mentioned is some investment advisor-type schlub working at a Wells Fargo branch in the middle of Nowhere, Ohio. People are chuckling behind your back, Herm.

Cornel West never did like you, much. And now Harry Belafonte is giving you a hard time (and Obama, too, for that matter). You went off on the both of them, but I don't think that'll help your cause much. Your 15 minutes are now up. You are no longer the "Flavor of the Moment." You don't have to stand next to Tim Pawlenty or Donald Trump, but you just can't be in the spotlight anymore.

We'll all miss you for the entertainment you provided. So long and thanks for all the crazy bread, Herm.

EDIT: And now one of your own economic advisers won't openly back your "9-9-9" plan. Ain't that a bitch?

"Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks, if you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself. It is not someone's fault if they succeeded, it is someone's fault if they failed," the ex-Godfather's Pizza CEO declared.

This was Herman Cain's recommendation to the Occupy Wall Street protesters, the vast majority who lost their jobs, houses, medical benefits and God-only-knows-what else. Yes, this is the man who wants to be the 45th President of the United States. This is also the guy who claimed blacks are "brainwashed" into supporting the Democrat party, since most black voters won't give him the time of day.

If extenuating circumstances caused you to get laid off from your job, have your home foreclosed and your health benefits taken away, then it's all your fault. Had you been smarter or stronger, none of that would have happened to you.

"They did have something to do with the crisis that we went into in 2008, but we're not in 2008, we're in 2011," Cain said."...These demonstrations, I honestly don't understand what they're looking for. To me, they come across more as anti-capitalism."

This is the sort of tone-deaf victim blaming that pisses people off to no end. It's as though Cain neither understands nor cares about why the protesters are there in the first place and what they've gone through to get to this point. And yet he wants Americans to vote for him.

From AA+ Bonds over at Balloon Juice, while pondering the general inadequacy of both Gene Lyons and Salon.com's new "direction":

This seems suspiciously like a post that is designed to divide Democrats as thoroughly as the two articles mentioned, with much the same result: depressed turnout in November 2012.

Might I suggest ignoring this slapfight and concentrating on how Rick Perry may yet kill us all

I mean, I’m sure Karl Rove is loving this but maybe he’s not the best person to seek to please right now.

Say, I thought the up-and-coming GOP flavor of the moment was pizza delivery guy Herman Cain, he of the "9-9-9 plan" and the world's worst 9/11 tribute. After all, not only did he beat out Gov. Goodhair and the other sideshow freaks in the Florida straw poll, but he's trailing the president 34% to Obama's 39% in the Rasmussen 2012 matchups.*

Personally speaking, I doubt Cain's burst of wind will carry him to Super Tuesday and beyond. I expect him to flame out at some point and fade away so the establishment types can muscle their preferred nominee (my bet's still on Romney) into place.

Meanwhile, Gov. Goodhair isn't looking too hot these days, and Michelle Bachmann is....is....*shrugs and walks away*

I feel like ending that with a slow golf clap and a patronizing "Good for you," topped with a faked semi-pleasant smile.



*Article saved as a PDF file in anticipation of Rassmussen Reports' pay wall. Let me know when to host it and I'll download it somewhere.